ZartDart
HOW TO BUY
It's really super-simple. Just click on the listed price, and it will take you to my PayPal account page. S&H will be added to your order. ($4.80 flat rate 2-3 business days. COOL?) Just email with any questions! Thanks!
BLOGGY WENT A COURT'N
Read a stream of my stuff at:
http://zartdart.blogspot.com/
FOOD PARTY UPDATES
So...the fifth episode of food party is completed, hoo-ray, hoo-ray.
FOOD PARTY FIVE

The Independent Film Channel will be producing BRAND NEW episodes that start shooting in March, and will be shown on the IFC channel's upcoming fall season! Just like in the movies! (Movies about TV shows)

ZACHARIAH GETS HAIRCUT
Is called "a faggot" by passing youths.
FOOD PARTY FOUR FILMED.
The fourth episode of FOOD PARTY!!! has just wrapped filming. It's the egg-isode, an egg-ceptional egg-sploration into the world of bacon. JK, eggs. Go to foodparty.tv to check out the production photos. We're hoping to have this little corker released by April.
THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT ON THE INTERNET EVER.
I have a website now. It will be updated frequently. THIS I SWEAR.